Once upon a time in a magical place called the UK there's this place called Grimsby and in Grimsby there was a restaurant called Eddie's and it was absolutely terrible. So it got closed down. But But But there's a secret episode of the story! Where Sonic and Sally get exiled from the world they live in (Poland) and become immigrants to the UK. When they arrived they bought the restaurant and turned it into Sonic and Sally's (The most original name ever!). But in a another far away land (Hull) the dastardly Freddy FazzBear was plotting his next evil scheme! It went like this:
Freddy: It's about time you paid our young friends (Mike and Jeremy) a visit, Foxy. Today's the day and mum's the word, and I can't have that, can I?
Foxy: No, Freddy, you can't.
Freddy: I mean, it's a liberty. And I can't have liberties taken, can I, Bonnie?
Bonnie the Baptist: No, Freddy, you can't.
Freddy: I mean, it's enough to give me the arsehole. And I can't have the arsehole, can I, boys?
Foxy, Bonnie the'' ''Baptist: No, 'Freddy, you can't.
And with that the evil plan went ahead but elsewhere in a bar in Grimsby this conversation between Mike and Jeremy was taking place.
Jeremy: Why can't we just boycott the jobs and not call in for work. Like we could call in sick?
Mike: Let me tell you about Freddy FazzBear. Once there was this geezer called Fritz Smith, who worked for
Freddy. It was rumoured that he was on the take. Freddy's invited Fritz 'round for explanation. Fritz didn't do a
very good job. Within a minute, Freddy's lost his rag. Reached out for the nearest thing at hand, which happened to be a 15-inch black rubber cock. He's then proceeded to batter poor Fritz to death with it. Now, that was seen as a pleasant way to go. Hence, Freddy FazzBear is the man you turn up to if you work for.
Jeremy: Wait? Why did Freddy have a dildo on his desk? He's not...you know? A...
Phone Guy: Oh god no. He just runs a sex shop in the back.
Jeremy: Well....that's reassuring.
Now back to the dastardly plan.
Bonnie: Boss we just got a tip off that some guys in Grimsby have opened up a bar that may rival us. Want to take action boss?
Freddy: Yes I would like to Bonnie but first what do you think of this new range of dils? Cost 25 quid a pop, that's a snip of the pleasure they're going to give the recipients.
Bonnie: Very nice Freddy. But how many are you selling?
Freddy: 1000s.
So what happened next is that Sonic killed Sally by accident so he decided to kill Tails and Knuckles as well. Then evil sonic came along and killed normal sonic and turned the place into "Sonic's". Then he asked his long time business partner Freddy FazzBear to give him an employee so Freddy gave him Mike and then it basically turned in 5 nights at Freddy's ALL over again but with sonic characters instead who weren't as friendly as the old gang because once they got to know to Mike they figured out they weren't so different for example they were all from Grimsby. But they really liked the old gang so they all got back together. Good show.